Friday, April 28, 2006
I wish I had a pencil thin penis, so I could be like Barry Bonds.
Ventre: In every way, Babe was better than Bonds - Barry Bonds
THE NATION'S BOTTOM LINE ON BARRY
For those that still have Balco Blinders, or an ounce of sympathy for this guy:
Bonds has admitted under oath that he did take controlled substances, illegal in any State in this country. If you or I were caught using or dispensing these drugs without a prescription or license, we would see hard time. Now, Bonds claims that he was unaware that he was taking any type of steroid (Sure, and the Easter Bunny will be paying my mortgage for me this month). Even playing along with him, one can't get around the fact that even unintentional use of these enhancers still conjured up huge benefits that have put him in position to pass true legends Ruth and Aaron.
Prior to Balco, Bonds was a regular season MVP with a history of severe postseason esophageal narrowing. After 1998, entering the decline phase of baseballs natural cycle of life, he suddenly became the most dominant hitter of any era, hitting 70 homeruns, winning 2 batting titles, setting records for slugging percentage, and walking over 200 times in a season. He became such a postseason terror that he was relegated to being an automatic intentional walk, even with a man already on first base. Any way you rub this on, it is still unnatural.
For those that still have Balco Blinders, or an ounce of sympathy for this guy:
Bonds has admitted under oath that he did take controlled substances, illegal in any State in this country. If you or I were caught using or dispensing these drugs without a prescription or license, we would see hard time. Now, Bonds claims that he was unaware that he was taking any type of steroid (Sure, and the Easter Bunny will be paying my mortgage for me this month). Even playing along with him, one can't get around the fact that even unintentional use of these enhancers still conjured up huge benefits that have put him in position to pass true legends Ruth and Aaron.
Prior to Balco, Bonds was a regular season MVP with a history of severe postseason esophageal narrowing. After 1998, entering the decline phase of baseballs natural cycle of life, he suddenly became the most dominant hitter of any era, hitting 70 homeruns, winning 2 batting titles, setting records for slugging percentage, and walking over 200 times in a season. He became such a postseason terror that he was relegated to being an automatic intentional walk, even with a man already on first base. Any way you rub this on, it is still unnatural.
-Balco Barry Bonds Nation
# posted by Boston Nation @ 6:20 AM 
