Tuesday, May 09, 2006
THE PULSE OF THE NATION:
OH, AUSTIN, BEHAVE!
Oh, Austin, Behave!
Drew Sawyer, the rabid Sox fan that recently paid $30,000 to play whiffle ball with slugging Sox David Ortiz later this summer, should bring in Yankee lefty specialist Mike Myers to pitch to Big Papi. His down under style will surely produce a nasty riser…Probably the only way he will ever get the Sox DH out. The bomb that Papi hit off of Powers when last they met at Fenway rose faster than anything a certain swedish device could ever hope to achieve...
-Red Sox Nation
# posted by Boston Nation @ 12:50 PM 
